This morning I pulled out of my driveway and about 1/2 a mile down my street, I realized that I was out of gas. Good thing my car completely stopped, or else I might not have noticed..........
Yeah, it happened. I ran out of gas for the first time. Yeah, I'm dumb. It wouldn't be the first time.
So I scrambled to find my phone, which took me forever to find. At first, I gave up on it, but then I calmed down a little and my phone magically appeared. I called my house at least 50 times with no answer.
That's when I looked out of my window and realized how far away my house was and that's when my allergies kicked in and my eyes got all teared up and crap. I turned on my emergency lights hoping someone would save me.
But no one out of a million cars that passed me stopped, except for a little old man whose glasses were bigger than he was. Then I think I creeped him out because I did my creepy, I'm retarded smile. So he changed his mind and left....hahahaha. Okay, not really. He rolled down his window, and I started singing, "Hit the road Jack, and dontchya come back, no more no more no more no more!" Only minus the singing and we had a completely different conversation.
Then I called my wonderful and beautiful sister, Allison, who came to my rescue. She's awesome and I owe her big time. Thank God for big sisters who will take care of you all the time and pretend like they are having fun when they are pouring gas into your car when it's like Alaska outside. Allison, you can't fool me, I know for a fact you aren't a polar bear.
:)
I have this other story, but I'll save it for tomorrow.
3 comments:
don't blame it on allergies... you were real life crying.
DRAMA QUEEN! Let's see how many exagerations there are in this story. 1) You were a 1/4 mile from home....6 houses and 21 street to be exact 2) Your phone did not "magically appear" because you found it AFTER you PRAYED 3) You called the house 2 times and my cell phone 1 time not the 50 you reported 4)and lastly, I am certain that 1 million cars did not pass you, since there are not one million cars in the entire Cincinnati area let alone on West Fork Road. DRAMA QUEEN!
Clearly you are the drama queen. You can just tell by the way you type.
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