Did she just....

So the only class that I have the slightest opportunity to nap in is German II. Mainly because all of my other classes are art classes and I love those, so I couldn't bear to miss anything. I will also add that I think it's very important to rest while in school, because while we sleep memory is being stored. So if we stay awake for fifteen minutes, then nap a little, we will remember everything! I'm a doctor...I would know.

Okay maybe I'm not a real doctor, but I like putting doctor before my name because it makes me sound legitimate. Truthfully, if you put doctor before any noun, it makes it sound too legit to quit. For example, Doctor couch, Doctor lamp, Doctor dog, Doctor foot, Doctor mom, Doctor rug, Doctor pillow, etc. It makes lots of sensicals.

Anyways, I took a nap in my German class today. I woke up to my friend Corina saying...."Did she just snore?!" Then my other friend Tatum saying....."ALLAYNA, you are snoring, wake up!"
Of course this little situation happened when everything was really quiet, other than the teacher talking. Hence the whole falling asleep thing. It gets worse. It always does. So I woke up wide eyed, and you know that thing...when you fall asleep and your top lip is kind of curled under when you try to talk since your mouth is so dry? Well that was going on...and I was like, "WHAT! Was I really?!" Super loud, with my mouth all messed up. Because apparently when you wake up, you are completely retarded sometimes. Then everyone laughed and I died. The end.